16 “I Choked On My Own Spit” Photos That Helped Laugh Me Out Of A Depression

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Ding ding! It’s time for your weekly laugh! Here are 16 photos from r/funny that are only slightly less effective then Prozac:

1.These Swedish energy drinks:

A display of 12 humorously branded beverage cans with labels featuring quirky and explicit phrases such as 'Vomit Drink,' 'Cum Sauce,' and 'I'm So Gay I Shit Rainbow & Fart Glitter.'

2.This Tesla bumper sticker:

Bumper sticker reads: "I bought this before we knew Elon was crazy."Bumper sticker reads: "I bought this before we knew Elon was crazy."
u/tekmizz / Via reddit.com

3.This very useful 2 hour tutorial:

Screenshot of a YouTube video titled "How to create a folder in Windows 10" by Enderman with 52k views, 2:00:32 duration, posted a day agoScreenshot of a YouTube video titled "How to create a folder in Windows 10" by Enderman with 52k views, 2:00:32 duration, posted a day ago
u/ListeatWhatsCooking / Via reddit.com

4.These auto shop co-founders:

A small white dog with black spots sits on a sidewalk next to a painted mural of dogs and a person on a scooter on an orange wall. People are in the backgroundA small white dog with black spots sits on a sidewalk next to a painted mural of dogs and a person on a scooter on an orange wall. People are in the background

5.These horny earphones:

Close-up of wireless earbuds and their charging case on a dark surface next to a notebook, looking like someone in a sexual positionClose-up of wireless earbuds and their charging case on a dark surface next to a notebook, looking like someone in a sexual position
u/gamer6663 / Via reddit.com

6.This cat who had a long day:

A black cat is lounging on the floor, leaning against a wall with its front legs stretched out and back legs extended. Its eyes are wide openA black cat is lounging on the floor, leaning against a wall with its front legs stretched out and back legs extended. Its eyes are wide open
u/oOXxSH1ELDxXOo / Via reddit.com

7.This “notice”:

Sign reads: "NOTICE. Thank you for noticing this new notice. Your noticing it has been noted and will be reported to the authorities."Sign reads: "NOTICE. Thank you for noticing this new notice. Your noticing it has been noted and will be reported to the authorities."
u/christuffa2000 / Via reddit.com

8.This peeping seltzer:

Bottle of sparkling water with a person’s face amusingly distorted through the bottle's water. Desk items and part of a monitor are visible in the backgroundBottle of sparkling water with a person’s face amusingly distorted through the bottle's water. Desk items and part of a monitor are visible in the background
u/ThePaus / Via reddit.com

9.This guy who took the whole basket return at Walmart:

A person in casual clothes shops for sour cream and dairy products in a supermarket aisleA person in casual clothes shops for sour cream and dairy products in a supermarket aisle

10.This FEdit:

Mark Zuckerberg with a block of feta cheese on his head and holding a large piece of feta cheese, with a funny logo next to him that reads "Feta"Mark Zuckerberg with a block of feta cheese on his head and holding a large piece of feta cheese, with a funny logo next to him that reads "Feta"
u/bayern80 / Via reddit.com

11.These last two teas:

Menu for Glazed Soda includes: Mango smoothie, Strawberry smoothie, Matcha smoothie, Peach smoothie, Passion soda, Peach soda, Lemon soda/cola, Duck feces mochi, Duck feces fragrant milk teaMenu for Glazed Soda includes: Mango smoothie, Strawberry smoothie, Matcha smoothie, Peach smoothie, Passion soda, Peach soda, Lemon soda/cola, Duck feces mochi, Duck feces fragrant milk tea
u/ADVN20 / Via reddit.com

12.This handsy couple:

Two mannequins in a store, one dressed in a blue shirt and pink shorts, the other shirtless wearing floral shorts. Shelves with clothing in the backgroundTwo mannequins in a store, one dressed in a blue shirt and pink shorts, the other shirtless wearing floral shorts. Shelves with clothing in the background
u/King0fKatz / Via reddit.com

13.This anniversary gift:

Circular glass plate with text: "Thanks for all the orgasms. Keep that shit up. ♥ Liz." Some text is redactedCircular glass plate with text: "Thanks for all the orgasms. Keep that shit up. ♥ Liz." Some text is redacted
u/Its_Just_a_Rabbit / Via reddit.com

14.This REALLY dramatic Duo:

Duolingo app icon with an angry-looking green owl and a red notification badge showing the number 1Duolingo app icon with an angry-looking green owl and a red notification badge showing the number 1

15.This VERY talented VERY good boy:

A dog is walking on a concrete surface with its mouth open and tail raised. There are small puddles of liquid behind and beside the dog on the groundA dog is walking on a concrete surface with its mouth open and tail raised. There are small puddles of liquid behind and beside the dog on the ground
u/sea-bassi / Via reddit.com

16.And finally, this heartfelt goodbye:

A hand-drawn sticky note depicts a hamster on a toilet. Another note reads: "I'm not good at goodbyes so here is a hamster on a toilet. I'll miss y'all. Much love."A hand-drawn sticky note depicts a hamster on a toilet. Another note reads: "I'm not good at goodbyes so here is a hamster on a toilet. I'll miss y'all. Much love."
u/Elike09 / Via reddit.com

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