Okay, I’m Pretty Sure These Are The 40 Absolute Dumbest Things That Have Ever Been Posted On Twitter

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1.On language:

"Can Italians, Spanish, and French ppl understand each other," "these are 3 different languages," and "American and English and Australian are different language too they still understand each other"

Twitter

2.On Africa:

"Lmfao bro said South Africa... that ain't a country that's a direction""Lmfao bro said South Africa... that ain't a country that's a direction"

Twitter

3.On nails:

"damn how's the colors switch orders between pictures wtf""damn how's the colors switch orders between pictures wtf"

Twitter

4.On order of operations:

Mathematical puzzle asking to solve "2+2+2+2 2+2+2+2 2+2x0+2" with the correct answer being 2. Comments and likes shownMathematical puzzle asking to solve "2+2+2+2 2+2+2+2 2+2x0+2" with the correct answer being 2. Comments and likes shown

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5.On pregnancy:

person who thinks twins take 19 months to be bornperson who thinks twins take 19 months to be born

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6.On true beauty:

"Mexico was so urethral""Mexico was so urethral"

Twitter

7.On the Sun:

A Twitter conversation on scientific claims. User 1 claims that nature proves a designer is behind it all. User 2 corrects them about Earth's distance to the sun. User 3 disagrees. User 4 supports User 2's correctionA Twitter conversation on scientific claims. User 1 claims that nature proves a designer is behind it all. User 2 corrects them about Earth's distance to the sun. User 3 disagrees. User 4 supports User 2's correction

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8.On $5,000:

person who can't understand what 5k is in dollar amountsperson who can't understand what 5k is in dollar amounts

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9.On weapons of war:

"We often use swords and sometimes a bone and arrow""We often use swords and sometimes a bone and arrow"

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10.On germs:

Person says germs may be black magic because "no one has ever directly observed one"; when person says they've seen bacteria, viruses, and parasites from years in a microbiology lab, person asks if they've seen one without a "microscope"Person says germs may be black magic because "no one has ever directly observed one"; when person says they've seen bacteria, viruses, and parasites from years in a microbiology lab, person asks if they've seen one without a "microscope"

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11.On Georgia:

"They found a humanoid tooth in Georgia (country not the state) that's 1.8 million years old," response: "Georgia is a state not a country (United States is a country)""They found a humanoid tooth in Georgia (country not the state) that's 1.8 million years old," response: "Georgia is a state not a country (United States is a country)"

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12.On society:

"You should all be ostrich-sized from society for this""You should all be ostrich-sized from society for this"

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13.On being born:

"I was C-sectioned prematurely; by medical definition I was never born"; "A c-section birth is birth," "No, the medical definition requires the child to pass through a birth canal""I was C-sectioned prematurely; by medical definition I was never born"; "A c-section birth is birth," "No, the medical definition requires the child to pass through a birth canal"

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14.On the miracle of birth:

"The loss of computer literacy thanks to overly user friendly devices makes me so sad; I'm buying my kid a computer as soon as he's out of the whom"; response: "Probably out of their mother""The loss of computer literacy thanks to overly user friendly devices makes me so sad; I'm buying my kid a computer as soon as he's out of the whom"; response: "Probably out of their mother"

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15.On the 15 15s:

Summarized tweet: A user says to find someone "and make him face the quince quinces" instead of "the consequences"Summarized tweet: A user says to find someone "and make him face the quince quinces" instead of "the consequences"

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16.On Earth:

Tweet questioning why the Earth doesn't fall down, expressing confusion about its constant float in spaceTweet questioning why the Earth doesn't fall down, expressing confusion about its constant float in space

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17.On ducks:

Text conversation where user Gio (Hermit) asks if ducks are birds. Wujabes confirms, giving reasons, and Gio concludes chickens must be birds tooText conversation where user Gio (Hermit) asks if ducks are birds. Wujabes confirms, giving reasons, and Gio concludes chickens must be birds too

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18.On dogs:

tweet says dogs can't talk so they don't have brainstweet says dogs can't talk so they don't have brains

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19.On trinities:

A conversation discussing the meaning of "trinity" on social media, with various users debating whether it means three or a solid group of peopleA conversation discussing the meaning of "trinity" on social media, with various users debating whether it means three or a solid group of people

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20.On Alaska:

person who doesn't know alaska is in the usaperson who doesn't know alaska is in the usa

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21.On apps:

Twitter conversation. First tweet asks, "what apps have yall bought that are worth the money?" Comments suggest mozzarella sticks, spinach artichoke dip, and express confusionTwitter conversation. First tweet asks, "what apps have yall bought that are worth the money?" Comments suggest mozzarella sticks, spinach artichoke dip, and express confusion

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22.On math:

Person who does not know what a greater than or equal to sign is or that a third pounder is bigger than a quarter pounderPerson who does not know what a greater than or equal to sign is or that a third pounder is bigger than a quarter pounder

Twitter

23.On water:

tweet reading if my body is 60 percent water why don't i evaporatetweet reading if my body is 60 percent water why don't i evaporate

Facebook

24.On Mount Everest:

people who think mount everest is in the usapeople who think mount everest is in the usa

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25.On Scotland:

person who thinks Scotland is not a countryperson who thinks Scotland is not a country

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26.On credit cards:

someone giving away their credit card number on twittersomeone giving away their credit card number on twitter

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27.On joy:

person mispelling happiness with a yperson mispelling happiness with a y

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28.On the population:

tweet reading every second someone dies every second someone is born so why isn't our population 0tweet reading every second someone dies every second someone is born so why isn't our population 0

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29.On birthdays:

tweet reading why tf is there a birthday candle for 0 nobody turns zero years oldtweet reading why tf is there a birthday candle for 0 nobody turns zero years old

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30.On steak:

person who calls worcestshire sauce worst assure sauceperson who calls worcestshire sauce worst assure sauce

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31.On biology:

tweet reading people can't be animals sorry fam basic biologytweet reading people can't be animals sorry fam basic biology

32.On tangents:

person who confuses digress for digestperson who confuses digress for digest

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33.On noodles:

person who calls ramen noodles roman numeralsperson who calls ramen noodles roman numerals

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34.On microwaves:

person who blows up their kitchen microwaving a pennyperson who blows up their kitchen microwaving a penny

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35.On chocolate:

tweet of someone thinking you can eat the paper on hershey kissestweet of someone thinking you can eat the paper on hershey kisses

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36.On passwords:

tweet of someone posting their password onlinetweet of someone posting their password online

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37.On chicken:

person calling chicken parm chiicken permissionperson calling chicken parm chiicken permission

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38.On the future:

Tweet overlayed with redacted text says, "Somebody born in 2020 will see the year 3000 when they're 80. That's wild."Tweet overlayed with redacted text says, "Somebody born in 2020 will see the year 3000 when they're 80. That's wild."

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39.On sports:

A Twitter thread: User 1 states women shouldn't have opinions on sports. User 2 calls them an idiot. User 3 points out User 1's spelling errorA Twitter thread: User 1 states women shouldn't have opinions on sports. User 2 calls them an idiot. User 3 points out User 1's spelling error

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40.On distance:

"Not if you use miles instead of kilometers but point taken.""Not if you use miles instead of kilometers but point taken."

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