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Forgive Me, I’m Still Laughing At The 17 Funniest Signs Of The Week

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Let’s get right to it. Here are the funniest signs of the week, courtesy of Twitter and r/funnysigns:

1. “I found the scariest storefront.”

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2.“What song he played?”

Street sign altered to show a silhouette figure urinating, with an arrow shape integrated

3.“Lost ant.”

Lost ant flyer for Bob, a black ant last seen by this tree on December 25, 2018. Contact email provided if foundLost ant flyer for Bob, a black ant last seen by this tree on December 25, 2018. Contact email provided if found

4.“Just calm down.”

Sign reads: "Every dead body on Mt. Everest was once a highly motivated person so... maybe calm down."Sign reads: "Every dead body on Mt. Everest was once a highly motivated person so... maybe calm down."

5.“It’s not free at all.”

Sign at the library: "The library is now selling free coffee for $1," with images of steaming coffee cupsSign at the library: "The library is now selling free coffee for $1," with images of steaming coffee cups

6.“A very, very risky sign.”

Sign with a dog illustration reads, "Trespassers are welcome. Dog food is getting to be expensive."Sign with a dog illustration reads, "Trespassers are welcome. Dog food is getting to be expensive."

7.“Gentle reminder.”

Sign on door warns: "Use the other door, the goose will attack if you go out through this door." Goose is standing outside nearbySign on door warns: "Use the other door, the goose will attack if you go out through this door." Goose is standing outside nearby

8.“Leave a note.”

Sign with a note to UPS delivery: "I'm out back mowing the lawn. My day off depends on this wine delivery! Thanks, Tony." Includes a map with a houseSign with a note to UPS delivery: "I'm out back mowing the lawn. My day off depends on this wine delivery! Thanks, Tony." Includes a map with a house

9.“Enforced by what now?”

Wooden sign in a leafy area reads: "YOU ARE NOW ENTERING A STRESS FREE ZONE." Smaller sign below warns: "ENFORCED BY SNIPER."Wooden sign in a leafy area reads: "YOU ARE NOW ENTERING A STRESS FREE ZONE." Smaller sign below warns: "ENFORCED BY SNIPER."

10.“Read this very carefully.”

Sign on a fence: "Notice: This is a work free drug place. Zero tolerance for drugs/alcohol on the job. Let's keep it this way."Sign on a fence: "Notice: This is a work free drug place. Zero tolerance for drugs/alcohol on the job. Let's keep it this way."

11.“Yeah, please don’t let it happen. LOL.”

Sign urging not to eat in the library, humorously warning of mice gaining knowledge and threatening world dominationSign urging not to eat in the library, humorously warning of mice gaining knowledge and threatening world domination

12.“When the sign says no, but the picture says yes.”

Sign with a child illustration saying, "Please no riding in wagons down sidewalk." Caption below: "Then don’t make it look super fun."Sign with a child illustration saying, "Please no riding in wagons down sidewalk." Caption below: "Then don’t make it look super fun."

13.“Uhmmmm…”

Sign reading: Attention! Rescue team enters the corn maze every Thursday to find lost visitors from the previous weekend. Stay calmSign reading: Attention! Rescue team enters the corn maze every Thursday to find lost visitors from the previous weekend. Stay calm

14.“The struggle is real.”

Sign reads: "Push to open. If that does not work pull. If both do not work, try the actual entrance to your left."Sign reads: "Push to open. If that does not work pull. If both do not work, try the actual entrance to your left."

15.“Your honor, I wasn’t walking on the rocks, I was rolling on them.”

Sign near rocks reads, "DO NOT WALK ON ROCKS. If you do, and file suit claiming injury, this sign will be marked 'Exhibit A'."Sign near rocks reads, "DO NOT WALK ON ROCKS. If you do, and file suit claiming injury, this sign will be marked 'Exhibit A'."

16.“Why?”

Lost unicorn poster on a pole: "If found please stop doing drugs" written below an image of a unicornLost unicorn poster on a pole: "If found please stop doing drugs" written below an image of a unicorn

17.“Proceed with caution: high-risk zipper ahead.”

Label inside jeans warns: "This zipper may harm your penis. Zip with caution!" in English and FrenchLabel inside jeans warns: "This zipper may harm your penis. Zip with caution!" in English and French

Which sign is your favorite? Tell us in the comments!

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